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Bêthberry · 09-12-2002, 01:20 PM

Oh, Pio,

I'm all out of Dead Sea salts and I have Swedish rubbing stones on back order. (Those dwarves can be slow in the summer.)

Mud masks this time of year are rather drying, so I would suggest a fresh cucumber mask instead. And by next week the herbal salve for blistered, calloused feet will be ready.

Cosmetics are more profitable than herbs [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Bethberry

Edit: This is a joke about things my character would never say.

[ September 12, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]

09-12-2002, 01:20 PM	#33
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Oh, Pio, I'm all out of Dead Sea salts and I have Swedish rubbing stones on back order. (Those dwarves can be slow in the summer.) Mud masks this time of year are rather drying, so I would suggest a fresh cucumber mask instead. And by next week the herbal salve for blistered, calloused feet will be ready. Cosmetics are more profitable than herbs [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Bethberry Edit: This is a joke about things my character would never say. [ September 12, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ] __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.