Knight of Gondor: "Liv's voice is so @#!**##@!! sexy and my hormones are raging right now! &*$%$ this forum, I'm gonna go watch a Madonna video right now."
(If Knight ever posted that I'd be severely traumatized).
Barrow-Wight: "You know what, Skippy the Nazgul, you are totally right! I think I'll turn over the Barrow Downs to you! Who do I think I am, anyway: the guy who started this site?"
Tigerlily Gamgee: "I hated that stupid movie! They completely butchered the book! I mean, pointy ears on Elves? That is inexcusable! I think I'll go kill PJ!"
Diamond18 (me): "I hate Pippin...he's so dumb. Personnaly I think they made him look too intellegent in the movie."
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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