Posibility #1:
Create a One Ring and then distrubute rings to all the world leaders slowly turning them into my faithfull Wraiths.
Posibility #2:
Force everyone to eat mushrooms that are highly addictive and turn them all into hobbits.
And if that dosn't work I'll just cover the whole world with duct tape.
Sam: So what are we going to do tomorrow night Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: The same thing we do every night Sam. Try to take over the world.
(Pinky and the Brain rip off)
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin
"The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)
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