[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Phantom, did you say you would marry me? Hmm... I'm already married to Beren. Sorry.

Anyway, I would take over the world by making LOTR mandatory reading in every school everywhere. And then everyone would take field trips to see the movies, which would also be broadcast on TV every Christmas. Once I had created a significant group of LOTR fans, I would make them all join my army. We would ride giant metallic blue rats and start our world conquest in the Czech Republic (or New Zealand, whichever is more convinient). In New Zealand, I would gather all the rugby players and make them join my army, too. Being an LOTR would be a good quality for them to have. So once my band of fans, rats, and rugby-players (not to mention all my insane friends, I seem to befriend people who are hopelessly crazy more often than not) was ready, we would give everyone fake One Rings and convince them that every ring was a real Ring of Power which would give them world domination and so forth [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] . Once everyone was throughly obssessed with their rings, there would be a ring tax, and this is how I would get money. Once I had taken over the whole world, my friends and I would have a big party (sure, all you BDers can come, too, because I trust you'll join my army of LOTR-freaks), and everyone would be forced to grow potatoes in their backyard! I'm evil, aren't I? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]