What if the chicken is flying an airplane, though? Then they can fly until they run out of fuel.
(But Rachel, can chickens fly airplanes?)
Thank you for asking that, adorable little child always sitting in the first row with obnoxious questions! Why can a chicken not fly an airplane?
(Because they don't have opposable thumbs. Well, come to think of it, they don't have hands at all!)
Well...maybe they are using the Force!
(Isn't this a Lord of the Rings site?)
Okay, well, we like Star Wars too, right?
Okay...that was stupid, pointless, and random...I'm sorry...
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