[Sillabub]

Imagine, if you will, that during the mines of moria scene the fellowship somehow got transported into hyrule (did I spell that right?) and met the zelda characters. What would happen?
frodo:where are we?
gandalf: I don't think we're in moria anymore, frodo...
sam: well we knew THAT
frodo: no, really, where are we?
legolas: we appear to be in some sort of field...DUCK!
Pippin: actually, I think it's a cuckoo
legolas: close enough. heeeey, who's that?
frodo: A WRAITH!
Sam: I'm pretty sure wraiths don't wear green
frodo: oh. oops
merry: the 'wraith' seems to be riding a horse of some type
gandalf: must be a wraith!
pippin: the horse is brown. wraiths ride black horses. biiiiiig difference
gandalf: make up your mind,people...
link: stand back, or I will shoot you with a light arrow!
legolas: heeeey! I'm the archer here!
link: oops. sorry. stand back, or I will slash at you with my sword!
aragorn: That's my job!
link: ok, can I use my axe?
gimli: no
link: can I use my overly-large hammer and go into a smashing frenzy?
fellowship: yes...
(ring falls out of frodo's pocket)
Link: oooh! pretty! (picks up ring)
frodo: PRECIOUS! NOOOOOO!(vaults forwards, grabs ring from link in mid-air and goes flying mgestically past while kissing ring- and does a face-plant in the 'grass')
link: ouch! anyways, I'd better get going. Malon told me to meet her at the ranch at 3:30 (rides off)
gandlaf: who? wait up! we're coming too!
pippin: we are?
sam: he said we are, so let's go!
(all run after link)