The Rivendell Times
Found
Small, dwarf-sized creature. Curly brown hair (on head and feet), pointy ears, white eyes. Seems sick. Sometimes will answer to the name of "Frodo". If you want him, come and claim him.
Contact Arwen of Rivendell, 555-3836.
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