The camera pans around the waving grasses of Rohan. It pauses on Théoden who is standing there staring in the distance.
Camera worker: "Well? Where is he?"
Théoden: "Just give him a little bit... wait, there he is!"
Camera pans wildly to the right where a charger comes galloping up at full speed with a youngster on its back. The child is bouncing around wildly on the horse's back and finally falls to the ground, face buried in the dirt. The camera and Théoden run to him as he glances up, face tainted with dust.
Éomer: "Let's do it again!"
(Not horribly funny, but something to do....)
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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