"Elijah? OMG ELIJAH WOOD? Will you sign my picture? No? Please? SIGN IT DAMMIT!!! YOU WANNA BE A SHRIMP KEBAB??? THEN SIGN IT!!"
--The ugly side of fangirlism.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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