[Airehiriel]

Gimli.....strip show......ewwwwww

Okay, here's mine:

Pippin: *desperately trying to look mean and intimidating* bares teeth at on coming Orc.

Orc: *stops and looks at Pippins teeth* I'm sorry, but, you've got something between your teeth, and it's really bugging me. Could you get it please?

Pippin: shakes his head and looks a little startled, but proceeds to try and pick out food.

Orc: No, no, it's right here. *points to the spot on his own teeth (which are amazingly pearly white)* Right between these two.

Pippin finally gets the food out.

Orc: *breathes a sigh* Thank you so much. I hate to be a bother you know. But it was just grossing me out. I just can't work under those conditions.

While the Orc finishes complaining, Merry stabs him in the back.

Pippin: Oh, thanks Merry. He was getting on my nerves!