Okay guys, I just couldn't resist myself!
Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork!
Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore!
Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU!
Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that!
Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all.
Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?!
Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.
Murmurs from everyone...
I don't think so.
Yeah, right.
I'm not THAT foolish.
What a dork!
The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him?
This could be easier than I thought!
(In case you don't know what Preparation H is:
Preparation H. I'm sure you'll get the drift, and where you get hemorrhoids.)
[ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]