Elf whispering to the other: Man, he's the prince of Mirkwood and he can't even sit up straight?
Elf on other side of Legolas: (thinking) Hey, why don't they notice how straight I'm sitting? maybe if I sit up just a little more...
Boromir: Haha! Hey Aragorn, I think they like me!
Celeborn: (thinking as his attention wanders)
Hey, if she braided her hair, she'd have some very long pigtails...
Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow.
Celeborn: (thinking) Yeah, she'd look totally hot with pigtails... (Galadriel nudges him) (aloud) Oh my gosh! That's horrible! Poor ol' Gandy!
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"Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh
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