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Eowyn: Theodred! My dear cousin, what has happened?
Eomer: He was mauled by fangirls.
Theodred: Oh, the pain...I tried to hold them back....but...they ganged up on me...it wasn't until...until this blonde elf came into sight.....they left me for him...but he had arrows...lucky him....
Eomer: Eowyn, you've really ought to stop setting up those fangirl clubs. I swear, they are more vicious than the orcs.
Eowyn: Oh, shut up. You're jealous because there are no fangirls crawling over you.
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This is the funniest one I am still laughing!
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~.:Catherine:.~
"I have never been out of my own land before.
And if I had known what the world outside was like.
I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it."
~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~
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