Aragorn: Frod, may I call you Frod? Frod, we've traveled together for quite a while now, and I've, well, I've grown quite fond of you. I wanted to know, well, I'm asking, Frod, will you marry me?
Frodo: Why do you keep calling me Frod?
Aragorn: Sweethearts always give each other nicknames!
Frodo: Okay, Aragorn, you're really freaking me out! One too many hits with the Orc blades.
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