Aragorn: Legolas? Did I just see Gimli wearing a tutu dancing around singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"?
Legolas: (apathetically) Mm, yeah. Forgot to give him his injections today.
... right, that was crap. Let's try the old classic...:
"Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"
Edit: I missed an "S"?! GAH!
[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]
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