The Aragorn one: Ohhh, I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener...yes that is what I'd really like to beeee...for if I were an oscar meyer wiener...then everyone would be in love with meeee...
Theoden: Everyone IS in love with you! Boo hoo hoo!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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