[Mornie Alantie]

for the Orc I would just use the Kung Fu style of Hung Gar that Im using. *do the Crane kick its head back, do the snake and poke out its eyes.*

Ringwraith Plan A- I would get one of my fake one ring things from the LOTR bookmarks, throw it to him, then he would obviously try to escape, which I am sure he'd be better than me, maybe even intimitdate the Gaurds.

Ringwraith plan B- I'm standing face to face with the ringwraith, I cry out "Mornie Alantie" (darkness has fallen) The cloak fall from ringwraith revealling Arwen. I run to a corner and curl up and say "what it that new devil!?!" Finally she would drive me so crazy I'd do what the cartoons do and leave a big body imprint on the wall and be running madly over the country side.