Ya know that Uruk who stands on that big rock waving them all forward? Well, me and my brother were saying that he really fancied himself, and was really rude to all the other Uruks, insulting their sense of fashion (or lack of) and whatnot. Sooooo...
Uruk-hai No 6499 (Sparkash): That stupid priss! I'm gonna kill 'im!!
U-h No 8245 (Igrush): No! I'm gonna kill 'im!
U-h No 21: NO! ME! *shoots arrow at the prissy Uruk-hai* *misses* Aw man!
Sparkash: You bumbling blockhead! This is how you kill him! *shoots* *misses*
Igrush: *sneaks away to a catapult* *shoots the priss with a boulder* *hits* YEA!! WHOO! GO ME!!! Uh oh!
Sparkash and 21: THAT WAS OUR VICTIM!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! *run after Igrush to go kill him*
The "Meat Fight" scene begins.
Nehawahaaaaaa!
Also
UH3845: Oooh! Have you got the new Barbie convertible!? I've got the Dreamhouse, but I haven't got the horsie!
UH2458: I have the horsie! Its so fun!
3845: Let me play!
2458: NO!
3845: GIMME!
2458: NO WAY JOSE!!
3845: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Meat Fight starts.
Namárie!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!
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