Esgallhugwen said,
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they'd probably be poking one another with their spears. you know how people will poke you but on the opposite side that their standing.
orc1: *poke* hehehe
orc2: hey who poked me? *he grumbles*
orc1: he did *points to unsuspecting orc next to him*
orc2: Oh did he now.... *wacks other orc across the head with his shield.
orc3: wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, why'd you do that for!!???
orc1: snickers
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Orc2: Oh, wise guy? *bonks Orc1 on nose*
The Three Stooges of the White Hand
Orc 1 = Skarhâk (Larry)
Orc 2 = Ugurk (Moe)
Orc 3 = Azrukh (Curly)
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For I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying. -Gandalf, The Two Towers
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