[THE Ka]

Oh, thank you. this will be easy to explain. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hmm... let's see. Chances are they wouldn't make it past the threshold. And i mean it. To make this an easier thing to picture, i'm going to make this into an imaginable thing. Let's call the Hobbit " Tombas". Ok , then. here is what my poor little hobbit would see.


Tombas suddenly finds himself out in the cold, it is raining and not so far away there is a door. It seems very inviting, there's even an inviting glow from the window. But, the rest of this shelter seems dark and mysterious. Then as it may, his hobbit senses kick in.The left side of his brain forbids him to go near this mysterious place of welcome. But, his belly has sway over most of his thoughts at this time and tells him the spoils to be found ,if he at leasts knocks on the glowing door of paradise. So very slowly, he walks up to the door. Now he realizes, the door seemed to be playing tricks with his eyes, it had gone from three feet to a huge six feet tall! Now he began to have doubts, but his belly and the sharp nipping wind seemed to push him closer until he found himself knocking on the door. Slowly but surely, the door opened. But, only about three inches did it sway, were Tombas found two glowing eyes. Now, they didn't seem evil or menaceing, but they were very mysterious and almost charming. He seemed to be under a spell when he looked at them . Just two, normal sized white neon glowing eyes. Then with all the courage he could muster, he gave a faint excuse for his intrusion. " I'm sorry, but it is cold and i have no place to go. My home is so far away and i was wondering, if wasn't a problem if i could stay here until i was feeling better. Only that is, if it was approved by you of corse. I mean no harm."

There was a long silence, then the eyes like magic disappeared. Tobmas thought he had scared the eyes away or even worse, has angered them and was just waiting on the door step to be killed. Then the door flew open with a force more alarming than the wind. There in the door way floated a phantom it seemed, but it had the two friendly glowing eyes. Tombas didn't dare move or speak, afraid of what would happen next. The phantom was as it seemed about 5 feet 6 inches in its lifetime and gnagly. It then smiled and said with an errie tone: "Um, Hello. Are you lost? Because if you are i could probly help you find your way home. I am sorry though, i don't have any food for a mortal i'm afraid. That is, if your doomed to die within the next 12 hours then you might as well come in. Oh and by the way, I'm The KA. my brother is The BA. He's not here right now though, busy running errands for the dead. Who might you be?"

All Tombas could do was stand there. He felt like he had been struck dead like a rabbit. Then the Phantom went to go shake his hand, Tombas began to Scream. Every thing was gonig black, and Tombas seemed as if he was going Unconcious. The phantom then with its hands on it's hips shook it's head and said: "Ah! not another one! You cruel world! All i want is a friend and this time not dead, dying, doomed, crazy, lunatic, or floating in a boat falling down a water fall!"

The Phantom then moved Tombas out of the rain , covered him with a blanket and slamed the door. There Tombas lay under a tree outside. Just as he had before he woke up but, not in the rain.


Funny huh? I've got this feeling that i'm going to be the next Edgar Allen Poe? Yes? No? Well, i don't really care. At least poor little Tombas got a blanket. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I am nice you know. But, i tend to scare people. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]