Gandalf: roadsweeper.
Treebeard: demolition guy.
Legolas: hairdresser (what else? apart from beautician)
Saruman: manicurist.
Arwen: something to do with fashion.
Boromir: one of those guys who dresses in a chicken suit or whatever to advertise a business.
Gollum: church organist (????)
Aragorn: stunt man.
Denethor: work in a crematorium.
Faramir: park ranger.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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