hehehehehe. this stuff is good
frodo: running around a hill with a lightning rod strappped to his back during stormy weather for a clinical research on what being struck by lightning does to hobbits
Sam: running after frodo yelling "Mister frodo, Mister frodo, don't leave me!"
Gandalf: Pest control, or birthday parties for kids
Galadriel: working at antiques roadshow, mirror department
elrond: running a ferry to a theme park called "the undying lands"
Gimli: working at a theme park as a mechanic
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