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Boromir: one of those guys who dresses in a chicken suit or whatever to advertise a business.
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I can just see it now.
*Aragorn passes a chicken-suited guy on the corner of the street.*
CSG: "Hey, free chicken samples."
*Aragorn is about to wave him off, but he suddenly stops. A faint glimpse of recognition passes over his face and he gazes up into the chicken mask.*
Aragorn: (surprised beyond words) "B-Boromir?!"
Boromir: "Don't you say a word or I'll make sure the bloodline of Isildur fades out real quick...."
How 'bout:
Éomer: Tour guide.