I think Faramir got wasted over his brother's death, and -being a REALLY stupid drunk- thought it would be funny to have a Sméagol Stand-off.
-Why so many Bagginses became "old maids", except in guy form.
-Why Faramir looks like Robin Hood.
-Why Frodo has mini convulsions.
-Why anyone would want to date a half bald chick! (Oops! That's one of my current questions!)
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