Hi, I'm one axe to rule them all and I'll be your counselor on this addiction.
If any of you have the sudden urge to splurge on tolkien, talk to me first.
I understand that no-one has died of over-Tolkienizing, but at this rate, some one very well might just keel over and die right in their favorite comfy chair because they put too much tolkien in their brain, so if you ever need any tolkien taken out or put back in your heads, please by all means let me know, we don't want any heads exploding now do we?
And remember, there's more to life than underwear, and tolkien.
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Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF!
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