How hard can it be to melt down a rubber duck?!
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I would do a similar thing, ONLY I would turn every hot male Elf into a rum-obsessed, permanently drunk, wildly gesturing, eyeliner-wearing pirate!
With pointy ears.
I would also make all the dwarves turn into snobby, English Navy prisses! Only they'd be two feet tall and have beards! ACK! Even worse! Bleeurgh!
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Firstly...no!!!!!!!!!! Although eyeliner-wearing pirates do have something going for them..... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Secondly...SINCE WHEN WERE THE ENGLISH NAVY SNOBBY PRISSES?????????? Not that I'm in the Navy...but they hardly talk like the Queen, do they??? And don't diss beards. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Anyone seen Ned Kelly round here? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
If I were Eru, I would give Legolas a quiver that never ran out of arrows. Hang on...in the films he already has one!
Hmm, will have to rethink.
Ok, I would make all the pipeweed fail. Honestly, stupid fat hobbits...don't they know that tobacco stunts their growth?????? *Shakes head*
[ October 27, 2003: Message edited by: Elentįri_O_Most_Mighty_1 ]