I would make the Ents 10 cm tall. Saruman would be living in a huge mansion with 999,999 servants, 89 color TV's, 1 black & white TV, 83 classy cars, a fleet of jets and of course an army of 30,000 Uruks. I'd make Orthanc the hottest party place in ME. I'd make Gimli 6'7. I'd make Gandalf look 300 years younger(who cares if he's a maia). I'd make Sauron Santa and the Nazgul the reindeers and the orcs the elfs. And Gollum.. I'll turn him into a fish. And the Teletubies would live in Imladris and all the inhabitants of Imladris go and live with Saruman. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
And of course free popcorn
I'm strange. Who cares? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
[ October 28, 2003: Message edited by: Sleepy Ranger ]
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