I've thought a bit more about this, and I think that I'd change Gollum's attitude and voice to match that of Elmo. (Er, not Ulmo... although that would be interesting too.) I mean, this horribly ugly, slimy creature coming up to you and going "Gollum ticklish! Hee hee hee hee!"
Lindril (shuddering wildly) Arvilya
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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