I would make the uruk-hai perform Swan Lake - complete with pink tu-tus, with Saruman featured as the lead ballerina.
I would make everyone speak in rhymes like they are in a Dr. Suess book, and make Sauron talk like Yoda.
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You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
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