[Everdawn]

This is the re-enacment of Glorfindel's first therapy session.


Glorfindel entres an office, there is a CD playing, which he sees is entitled, "sounds of the rainforest" A young girl is sitting at the dest in reception.
"hello may i help you?"
G- Glorfindel, to see the doctor.
Receptionist: She will be right with you.


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2 minutes later. The door is opened and the Shrink lets him in.
Shrink: have a seat Glorfindel.
G- how do you know my name?
Shrink: i know a great many things.
G- you do??? ***paranoyed glance*** "HOW??"
Shrink- ive seen you profile in the store room.
G-oh... whats your name.
Shrink- you may call me Doctor Cindy.
G- hello Cindy.


Cindy- now, what can i do for you Glorfindel.
G- I feel so ignored... **starts crying**
C- Why?
G- Arwen stole my horse! she stole my role in the movie! she stole the potential for me to have millions of fan girls flocking to my side every minute of the day and night!! ***now out of breath**

C- is that all?
G- NO! no! now you mention it, i want to kill Arwen, and she's not the only one! Peter Jackson! he is an evil evil little man! And Aragorn, never washed his hair- highly offencive! NO one understands! **starts crying**

Doctor Cindy: I do Glorfindel. Have a kleenex... **hands him a box of tissues**

Glorfindel: Thankyou Doctor Cindy...

Doctor Cindy: now what you can do now is, every time you think bad things about anyone, i want you to write them down in this Diary... *hands Glorfindel a diary.** And im going to perscribe you Vallium.

Glorfindel opens it and studies the pages.
G- Doctor Cindy, this says "Bridget Jones' Diary"
Cindy now looks embarassed, and switches the diary.
Doctor Cindy- Sorry.

Glorfindel: well thankyou again Doctor Cindy, and just between you and me, i like you better than Doctor Phil and Oprah put together.

[ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]