Hmmm... a ring that could, if you put it on, just completely destroy the dark lord. And Frodo has it.
Gandalf: You must go to Mordor to destroy the ring.
Frodo: But Gandalf-
Gandalf: We have no time. Hurry! Go!
Frodo: But it'd be easier
Gandalf: Gob!
Frodo: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME.
Gandalf (shocked): What inspired that outburst.
Frodo: Look, see this ring? I put it on, the dark tower crumbles, Sauron dies. Got it? It's just that easy.
Gandalf: Oh.
Okay, that wasnt that funny. Never mind.
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