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Ring Power: Makes wearer think he's on American Idol(TM).
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The Bombadil Ring
Boromir is demanding the Ring from Frodo. Frodo slips the ring on and becomes a pair of yellow boots.
Boromir: "... What?! How on Middle-Earth are we supposed to beat Sauron with a pair of--"
He pauses, grins widely, grabs up the boots and runs to Mordor, climbs over the Black Gate and gets inside the tower. Inside, he puts the boots on and proceeds to kick Sauron around.
Boromir: "This is more fun than--"*PUNT*"--slaughtering orcs!"