For those of you who have seen the Simpsons stonecutters episode.
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: But what if I was to shake your hand... like this!
(secret stonecutter handshake)
Gandalf: I didn't know you were a member! Here, pass all you want
(Gandalf steps aside to let the Balrog pass. Unfortunately, what with the bridge being so narrow, he falls off it.)
Gandalf: I cannot fly! You fools, help me!
Balrog: i'll save you
(Balrog jumps off the edge of the bridge. On the long way down an argument starts about whether cheese tastes green. A fight starts)
Well, it was funny in my head. But then, my sense of humour is rather... strange.
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