Thank you Naurwen. The knowledge makes the blooper sweeter.
Okay, The Fellowship is asleep in Lothlorien.
Legolas & Gimli are having a convergent dream. In this dream.... *insert misty appearance*
Gimli: Legolas? What are you doing here?
Legolas: I'm here to make all your dreams come true.
Gimli: But... I am dreaming!
Legolas: Shut up, dwarf-boy! *tries to kiss Gimli*
Gimli: AAARGH!!! *wakes up*
Legolas: *wakes up (so he thinks)* Oh yeah.... *thumbs up & winks*
Legolas: *really wakes up* Holy cr*p!
*Gimli & Legolas act weird around each other for the rest of their time in Lorien*
At the boats...
Legolas: I am NOT riding in a boat with HIM! *points at Gimli*
Aragorn: What happened? You guys were such good friends!
Gimli: Oh sure! He'd like that wouldn't he?! *points at Legolas*
*They sit EXTREMELY far away from each other in their boat*
On Amon-hen...
Aragorn: We cannot allow Merry & Pippin to torment to death! Okay!! GROUP HUG!!!
*They group hug. Then Legolas & Gimli snap to their senses*
Legolas & Gimli: *together, at each other* Alright! Now you've gone too far! Don't touch me! Freak! Sicko!
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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