In the Prancing Pony...
Strider: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes.
Strider: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
*There is a knock at the door*
Sam, Merry, & Pippin: *from outside* Frodooo!! We're both respecting your privacy, by knocking, and asserting our authority, as you friends, by coming in anywayyyy!!
*Using Pippin as a battering ram, they burst through the door*
As you've noticed, I do a lot of rip-offs. But that's okay as long as they're funny. I hope they're funny... Are they funny? Err... I have problems.
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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