Yes I did, Arien_Tinuviel. I'm hip! *starts to eat out of her cereal bowl like a dog*
Okay, sorry. Well, here's another F.O.P. rip off...
Frodo and Sam are walking throught the Dead Marshes...
Sam: It's quiet. Too quiet.
Frodo: Aaand it's wet! Too wet!
My mother said it would be funny if the Fellowship engaged in a Fart-contest in the mines of Moria, because they like the echo. Then, when the orcs come out, they all die from the smell and the Fellowship gets out without a scratch.
Elennar, your hiccup idea on page one gave me an idea....
Celeborn: *hic* there are here, yet *hic* there were set out from *hic*endell. Tell me where is *hic*dalf? For I much desire to *hic* with him.
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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