Lily that was tops, my mother ame in to see what i was laughing about!
The first one is something which i suppose only australians that watch the footy show would get, and since we are a minority here i guess it will fail.. but here goes...
Boromir: Give them a moment for pitys sake!
Aragorn: Look Boromir.. He's gooooone!
Legolas: (joind in) Gooone
Gimli and the hobbits: GOOONE!
All start laughing and remember they are supposed to be sad.
In Lothlorien..
Galadriel: The quest stands upon the edge of a knife, stray but a-
Galadriel is giving her speech when they hear the ringtome to "slave 4 u" by Britney Spears...
...All eyes spring to Celeborn.
Celeborn: Sorry, i forgot to turn my mobile off...
Answers it..
Celeborn: Wasssup!!!!!!
Cuts to- Elrond in Rivendell...
Elrond: Wasssssup!!!!
Celeborn: Nuthun, just chilin...
Galadriel walks over takes the phone and throws it off the trees into the depth below..
Galadriel: now.. where was i? oh yes.. Stray but a little and you will fail to the ruin of all...
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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