At Helm's Deep, Aragorn walks up and hugs Haldir.
Haldir: What is this strange emotion I feel? It is all warm and... fuzzy...
Elven warrior: It's, uh, love... sir.
Haldir: Love? LOVE?! Love is for pansies! I do not feel love! *Haldir makes grossed-out faces at the thought of love*
At Helm's Deep, Aragorn takes the boy's sword & swings it around.
Aragorn: Your sword sucks. Go back to your cave!
In Isengard, Grima steps up to the cauldron of gunpowder.
Grima: I don't understand, my lord. How can this- *Grima accidentally drops the candle into the gunpowder*
Saruman: Grima, you little sh-
*Isengard blows up.*
In Rohan, the dudes throw Grima down the palace steps.
Grima: *faintly from the bottom* I'm O-K...
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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