[Goldberry]

I hope this one hasn't been done already:

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *slams staff down hard, hitting his foot*
Gandalf: OWWWWW!!!! *hops up and down, crying*

Ok, this one was taken from my brother's LotR parody movie, Lord of the Hat.

Sam: This is it.
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Frodo: Come on, Sam.
Sam: But if I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been!
Frodo: Come on, Sam!
Sam: But if I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been!
Frodo: Hurry up, Sam!
Sam: But if I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been!
Frodo: Come on already, Sam!
Sam: But if I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from -
*Merry and Pippin appear out of Farmer Maggot's crops, knocking into Sam and pushing him ahead*

Ok, a litte strange, but I thought it was funny at least. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]