RoTK Instead of self-immolation, denethor jumps out a window.
*Cart-guy* Bring out your dead!
*Guardsman* Here's one ^starts to hand over denethor^
*Denethor* I'm not dead yet..
*Guardsman* Of course you are. Here he is sir.
*cart-guy* I can't take him if he's not dead.
*Guardsman* Oh come on, he's going to be dead in a few minutes... Just take him.
*Denethor* No really, i'm getting better..
*Guardsman* ^hits denethor over head with stick^ Here he is
*Cart Guy* Thank you.
Bring out your Dead!
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