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Rose Cotton · 09-07-2003, 05:40 PM

I just was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and thought of this:

Elrond: There shall be nine companions.
No more. No less.
Nine shall be the number of companions,
and the number of companions shall be nine.
There shall not be ten companions.
Neither shall there be eight,
exepting that it is joined by a ninth.
Eleven is right out.
And once there are nine companions,
you shall be the Fellowship of the.....*Elrond stops after relizing everyone got fed up with him and left*

Here's a Lion King blooper:

Frodo: What must I do?
Gandalf: Run! Run away and never return!

This one's from a parody me and my brother have been working on:

*the breaking of the fellowship*
*the fellowship rests on the banks of the Anduin*
Frodo: Great! Just great!
Legolas: What?
Frodo: I got bored on that stupid raft [yes, they floated down the river on a raft] so i decided to read the script.
Gimli: So?
Frodo: It says when we reach this point I have to decide to go to Mordor by myself.
Aragorn: You mean we have to stay here?
Frodo: Ya.
Everyone exept frodo: YAY!
Sam: Well you better get going Frodo. Don't let us hold you up. Mordor is that way right?
Merry: Go on, Frodo. We're cheering you on.
Pippin: Ya, don't forget to write!
Frodo: No! Wait! I don't want to go to Mordor! *runs into the forest*
Boromir: GET HIM!

That's it. For now.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

09-07-2003, 05:40 PM	#86
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	I just was watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and thought of this: Elrond: There shall be nine companions. No more. No less. Nine shall be the number of companions, and the number of companions shall be nine. There shall not be ten companions. Neither shall there be eight, exepting that it is joined by a ninth. Eleven is right out. And once there are nine companions, you shall be the Fellowship of the.....Elrond stops after relizing everyone got fed up with him and left Here's a Lion King blooper: Frodo: What must I do? Gandalf: Run! Run away and never return! This one's from a parody me and my brother have been working on: the breaking of the fellowship the fellowship rests on the banks of the Anduin Frodo: Great! Just great! Legolas: What? Frodo: I got bored on that stupid raft [yes, they floated down the river on a raft] so i decided to read the script. Gimli: So? Frodo: It says when we reach this point I have to decide to go to Mordor by myself. Aragorn: You mean we have to stay here? Frodo: Ya. Everyone exept frodo: YAY! Sam: Well you better get going Frodo. Don't let us hold you up. Mordor is that way right? Merry: Go on, Frodo. We're cheering you on. Pippin: Ya, don't forget to write! Frodo: No! Wait! I don't want to go to Mordor! runs into the forest Boromir: GET HIM! That's it. For now.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)