Aragorn and Arwen ones...
Aragorn kisses Arwen. Suddenly she screams, frantically waves the air in front of her nose, becomes deathly ill and dies. Aragorn looks on in shock. Elrond wanders in and sees his daughter dead. He sniffs the air, gags and puts a piece of cloth over his nose. "The Black Breath...." he sputters. "ARAGORN, GET SOME BREATH MINTS!!!!"
Aragorn is now king of Gondor! He's so excited - now he'll get to marry the girl of his dreams! He decides to wash his greasy hair to impress her. He shows up at her place early and rings the bell. Arwen comes to the door without any makeup on. She sees him with clean hair and he sees her without any makeup. They both scream and die of heart attacks, as the shock is just too great. Due to the death of Isidur's heir, Pippin is made the new king of Gondor.
Aragorn is floating in the river, dreaming of Arwen. They are kissing. Suddenly, Aragorn seems confused. Arwen seems to have grown facial hair and she smells like a stable. Aragorn's eyes pop open, and he discovers that he's been kissing his horse. (That's what I was thinking when I watched the movie.)
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