I realize that 'The Return of the King' has not yet been released into theatres, but my sister and I got the Frodo & Sam dressed as goblins action figures and thought of this...
Frodo: Sam! What is up with you? Stop twitching and come on!
Sam: Sorry, Mr Frodo. It's these orc boxers. They're chafing.
At the end of 'The Two Towers', Sam and Frodo happen to catch Smeagol/Gollum planning to kill them.
Sam: I'm not gonna say I told you so, Mr Frodo, but I told you so.
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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