Here's some I made up ages ago... Some may be funny, others not... (was the Seven Eleven one really actually funny...?)
*In the Shire*
Gandalf: The Road goes ever on & on/Down from the door where it began... Hum humm... Oh drat, what was the rest?
*At the Ford of Bruinen*
Nazgul: Give up the Halfling, She-elf!
Arwen: You sure you don't want something for your throat?
*At Amon Hen, after sending Boromir over the Rauros*
Legolas: Aragorn, what are you doing with Boromir's golden belt from Galadriel?
Aragorn: Taking it! It'll fetch a pretty price on Ebay!
(me: runs from mad Boromir fangirls)
*while the Hobbits are hiding from the Rider*
Nazgul: *sniff sniff* Drat... I've *gotta* get something for these sinuses!
*After Strider throws the apple at Pip & it hits his head*
Strider: Whoo hoo! That deserves a 10!
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