Legolas runs toward the horse Gimli is sitting on to leap up on the horses back.
Just as he leap into the air, the horse lurches forward, leaving Legolas to fall flat on his face.
Gimli snickers, and says, 'Oops! My foot slipped. I must have *accidently* kicked the horse!'
Well, there's my attempt! It's a little funnier in my mind, because trying to put it into words doesn't work as good. Oh well.
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Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean
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