Gandalf: Gandalf, yes, that is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey.... I.... am Gandalf the White. *gives Legolas a pointed look and thinks to self* For once I look better than that poncy Elf!
Legolas: Looking sexy my man! *later* What did you use on your hair, L'Oreal?
Gandalf: Are you crazy???? Nothing touches this Istar's hair except pure Revlon!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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