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Old 10-08-2003, 05:18 PM   #158
Lily Bombadil
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In the Last Battle...

Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i philin!
*Elves exchange bewildered glances and shrug*
Elf #1: Well... If he says so....
*Elves start taking off their pants and dancing Polka in their underwear*
Elrond: What are you doing?! I told you to take your positions and fire the arrows!
Elf #1: Nooo... You told us to dance Polka in our undies.
Elf #2: Hey, man, we're just obeying orders...
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