I've thought about the Gimli tossing thing, and come up with two variations...
1)
Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli)Oooof, you're heavy! Did you eat all the lembas again?
Eomer: You fool of a king, it's me!
Aragorn what are you doing here? Aren't you three hundred leagues away.
Eomer: The book said that we both attack here.
Aragorn: Whatever. Can I get transfered as a droid to Star Wars, or something?
2)
Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli, tosses him)Oops, too strong!
(Gimli shish-kebabed in Orc spear)
PJ: Cut! OK, we need a new Gimli, and a Treebeard, too.
Aragorn: Orli could be Treebeard...
Legolas: What?!?!
(Can you just see those Leggyboppers falling for Treebeard?)
Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar
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フェンリス鴨 ( Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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