*At Bilbo's party*
Frodo: Sam, why don't you ask Rosie for a dance?
Sam: I think I'll just have another ale.
Frodo: Oh, no you don't!
*Frodo pushes Sam, Sam crashes into Rosie, who crashes into the next hobbit, who crashes into the next, creating a domino effect on all the dancing hobbits.*
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Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean
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