Sméagol's conie scene:
Sam: There's only one way to eat a brace of conies.
<The scene rises. Sam is sitting at the stew pot wearing a chef's hat and a Kiss The Cook apron.>
Sméagol: NOOOO!!!! Stupid, fat hobbit!!! You RUINSSS IT!!!!
Sam: *turns red & tenses in anger, but tries to hide it* You know what? That's just okay, Gollum.
<Sam gets up and pats Sméagol on the back as he walks off. Sméagol turns around revealing a large KICK ME sign on his back>
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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